I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Eating corn for the first time
sharing these very happy mushrooms i saw on Facebook.
artist is @fairydropart ❤️🌸
the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job
Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?
This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there
basard: origins
hey i love this fucking squirrel
Happy International Women’s Day!
Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch
they finally did it
they made something even better than the box where a little cat paw reaches out and pulls the coin in
witchervesemir-deactivated20210:
Top ten anime betrayals